Sports Overtime
The easy part about the Beijing Olympics is that if you live on the east coast you know the games are exactly 12 hours ahead in time. That means the television is on live coverage of the Olympics as we speak and it sure beats the hell out of watching reruns of Melrose Place. Although seeing a young Heather Locklear is great, the Olympics are more fresh.
I’d like to congratulate Canada on their fine showing thus far. If we really are America’s dandruff then someone toss us some Zest fully clean (not sure if you guys know Pert Plus so I used Zest instead).
Now on with the blog…
- A rare hockey spot to start; in my city the hockey fans are amped up over the possibility of Brian Burke becoming the GM of the franchise. Known as a genius, Burke truly is not. He has simply taken credit for teams he never put together and has portrayed the arrogance of a legend before he could build himself as a legend. Though he finds the time to rip other General Managers in the league he simply hasn’t understood that he’s not as big as he thinks he is. Toronto Maple Leaf fans will find that out quickly and will want him shipped out of town. I’ll save you guys the trouble by telling you to hold out for hope that they don’t overpay for the gravy-training GM who’s bark is much bigger than his bite.
- Don’t buy into the new headline involving Brett Favre; this is all head games. He probably feels tired after the first few days of practice but don’t buy into "arm fatigue". Last year he was throwin 90+ MPH bullets to his receivers. This is just a way for people to doubt him going into the season, only for him to emerge a hero. There is no arm fatigue, just head games with the rest of the league. He’s back, his arm is back and this is classic Brett Favre setting himself up to be the feel-good hero for mankind.
- I haven’t yet seen the US Olympics team’s basketball highlights from their last game against Angola but if they can’t blow them out by 40 and if Dwight Howard is jawing with any Angola player then there is a problem. Any game against Angola should be a friendly ass-kicking. Canada’s lack of medals thinks that is poor.
- What Michael Phelps is doing is nothing short of remarkable and if you are a sports history buff you may want to take notice and start watching his incredible display in the pool.
- If people think the New York Yankees need to pack it in I have news for you: Tampa Bay is reeling. Losing Carl Crawford for the rest of the season is a killer. Add Evan Longoria into the mix and you have 2 of their 3 best players out of the lineup. The spread may say 8.5 games but bigger leads have been blown this late in the season. Then again, Detroit is only 9.5 games out and they seem to have packed it in.
- Dear St. Louis Rams: Steven Jackson is your best player. SIGN HIM.
- With all the condoms being distributed among the athletes you can bet that all the athletes you have found hot on TV is getting some.
I can’t top that last point so why try? Let’s call it a night…
August 14th, 2008 at 7:19 am
I’m not sure why Steven Jackson is holding out, the team will suck with or without him. He really hasn’t done much to help the cause either. He had half a good season while Marshall Faulk was on his retirement tour, but has struggled with injuries(which should be a big red flag for such a young running back) and struggled within the confused Rams offense.
I don’t blame him for wanting more money, hell I want more money too. And I can’t blame the Rams for not wanting to invest in an injury prone virtually unproven running back. They should trade him to Miami for Ricky Williams, Ricky could find plenty of Ganga in St Louis and he’s happy to play as long as nobody sues him.
August 14th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Tampa Bay could be in some serious trouble. Not sure if the Yankees can get it done, but Boston is in a pretty good spot to take over. Not only because of where they are in the standings, but they are at the moment the healthiest of the 3 contenders.
Athletes get free condoms? Do they have to pay for the poon, or is that free also?
August 14th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Good call Miracle. And then we’d wonder what the Ram front office is smoking. All honesty Jackson put up a big 2006 campaign. Last year he had injuries and screwed me in the first half, along with Bulger, Rivers and Cadillac.
Shooter I think Tampa is in serious trouble and they have snuck out wins against the AAA team Oakland is trotting out on the field. When they take on the Yanks and BoSox soon they will have problems. Their pitching can only take them so far.
You think the U.S. Men’s basketball team looks at the condoms and say, “What the fuck is this shit?”
August 18th, 2008 at 7:52 am
The Rams have more to worry about than Jackson though, they can’t keep their QB upright long enough to throw a pass.
Maybe they need to do the same thing Don Shula did to Marino after his Achilles injury. He put a time clock on the sideline with 3-4 seconds on the clock. Danny boy had to get rid of the ball quicker and that helped him. Not having anyone worth a shit to throw to was an issue though.
Bulger has that same issue. His O line sucks, but he needs to get rid of the ball quicker to avoid getting planted into the turf.
And that shit hurts, don’t know if you’ve ever played on turf. Did that in High School, it’s like getting tackled on cement.