What’s The Deeley-O: July 19/2007
I apologize right off the bat as this show was not podcasted thanks to yours truly. Shows that Eric is our MVP. But you can catch the replay of the show at www.chevradioam.com at 5PM where the Deeley-O blog segment will be on right around 7PM tonight. Hope you can catch it.
Thanks goes to two blogger heavyweights who participated this week. Yes Lisa, I got you in. Thank you…
Lisa4USC
What is boxing day?
- A day used for an excuse to shop for reduced price items the day after Christmas
Will Canada ever have an Independance Day?
- Probably not. But another day off doesn’t hurt anybody.
Do your waterbeds convert to ice skating rinks in the Winter?
- No, they convert to goalie training for their side-to-side movement. And some Figure Skating spins.
Does Canada have any talent other than comedians?
- We have great hockey players - does that count as talent?
Do Canadian prostitutes give change back?
- No, they are just as selfish and needy as the American prostitutes.
Is Miss Canada really a reject from the Minnesota Vikings cheer squad?
- They are also rejects from: Detroit Lions, Buffalo Bills, Seattle Seahawks, Green Bay Packers, New York Rangers and all CFL teams.
ShooterB
When is your hoser’s guide to “Honeyball†going to be published?
- I think a semi-sports blog entry is in order for me, isn’t it? I promise I’ll toss it onto your computer screen soon.
It’s been awhile since we attempted a trade, and I’ve finally identified a Canadian target – Rachel McAdams. Here is my trade offer:
CANADA GETS – Michelle Wie, A-Rod’s wife Cynthia Rodriguez
USA GETS – Rachel McAdams, a jar of peanut butter, and some lubricant
Do we have a Deeley-O?
- I didn’t answer the question and waited until I posted this before giving my answer. I love Rachel McAdams, just like I love Natasha Henstridge. But business is business, and if I have a shot at helping Canadian athletes and women who make mistakes by marrying Metrosexuals then I will step in and do it. WE HAVE A DEAL! Canada’s golf game just improved and Wie is only 17-18 compared to McAdam being 30. Mrs. A-Rod doesn’t look too bad in that pic and what the hell will I do with Peanut Butter anyway? Take the jar!
For my trade proposal, I’m assuming that hosers have access lubricant. Is this true, or do Canucks prefer to get it done "Canada Dry"?
- I wouldn’t know, I’ve never had any of my women have that problem (ego - check). But we have warm lubricants for cold spots in the winter so yes, we have access.
For A-Rod’s next trip to Toronto, he needed some information about prostitute prices. Can you tell us the cost of the following?
Canadian Mist - 80 bucks but that has to be done with a dude only
- The Alberta Squirta - 100 and that too is only with a dude
- The Ottawa Squat-a-wa - 175 with a lady (it use to be 150 last year), 150 with a man
- The Winnipeg Spread-Leg - 200 with a lady, 175 with a man (ALL TAX INCLUDED)
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ok- That’s all for this week. Thanks for participating and again you can check the replay at 5PM EST at: www.chevradioam.com. Thanks to Frank for plugging my show on the All Star bloggers show last night. Have a great day everyone!
