What’s The Deeley-O? June 28/2007
I am in a big hurry so if you want to check out the answers just click on this link and then click on "CHEV Podcasts" on the left side of our homepage: CHEV Radio
FlyingPig:
Welcome back Eric. Dan bombed while you were gone!!!
Here are my questions for this weeks edition. By the way, I’m running out
of crap on Canucks but I’ll do my best. OR…I could just go back and
resubmit my earlier Deeley-O questions and see if your responses are the
same.
1. Is it true that Canadians refer to any beer under 5% alcohol as
"NEAR-BEER"?
2. Can you guys take Alanis Morresette back? She’s not much fun now
that she’s no longer an angry lesbian.
3. Is it a requirement that all Canadians must name at least one of
their sons GORDON or GORD or GORDIE?
4. Is the number one television show in Canada, "Degrassi"?
Canuck Joke:
A Canadian finds a lantern on a beach and starts rubbing it clean and a
genie appears. The genie grants the Canadian 3 wishes.
Of course the Canuck says: "I could use a nice cold beer" and POOF the guy
has an ice cold Labbatt and starts drinking it. The genie asks what his
other wishes are and the Canuck says, "Just let me finish my beer and I’ll
get to it."
The genie is a bit impatient and tells the Canadian that the beer is
bottomless and will always remain FULL and ICE COLD!!!
The Canuck, in disbelief says…"WOW, give me TWO MORE!!!"
- And then FP gave me a pic with a couple getting married Canadian-style. Obviously, it involved Beer.
Miracle:
I feel that Eric has been avoiding the show on
Thursdays in hopes that we would forget about his
“scepter muscles†comment. Well we haven’t, we’ve
tried to hammer you over the past two weeks but you
haven’t even been there. Sort of like the first time
you tuned your banjo, nobody was there.
But enough about being negative about the situation,
I think I’ve turned it around into a positive.
It’s not often that we get to add a new word or
phrase into modern culture, but today is the day.
Lisa4usc has built upon Eric’s original word
“scepterâ€Â, and I have formulated a definition for
this new and exciting term. It has been submitted to
the Milkinfirst.com Profanisaurus for the whole world
to see.
Ladies and Gentlemen, and Canadians, I give you
“Scepter Folderâ€Â
Scepter folder v, The act of hiding one’s Lamb Cannon
betwixt the legs in an attempt to deceive others into
thinking you are a female. Similar to the “Tuckunderâ€Â
of Ray Finkle.
Congratulations Eric! Merriam Webster look out.
- Eric is absolutely pumped about the possibility of this word getting popular with the mainstream audience.
Again, just click on the Podcast link on our homepage.
Smoketheblowfish has already submitted the first Deeley-O for July 1 week early (or 20 minutes late to this week but who cares!? He’s a blog legend so we’ll give him his props).
